I bought a pineapple today. It. was. ORGASMIC. I wish I could freeze them and retain all the yummy goodness I’m experiencing.
There’s never an occasion I can’t use wordle for.
Why would someone deny themselves delicious,... →
I’m glad some people think gluten free is a fad, but they have the luxury of eating normal, light, fluffy bread again. Not to mention pastas, sauces, all cheeses, and oatmeal. It’s not so fun when you can’t eat them without disgusting consequences.
I want a Nicholas Sparks life, not a Lifetime Original Movie life.
On how the Zombie Apocalypse will end before it...
“With zombieism, they don’t even have to solve the mystery about how it’s transmitted. It’s that guy biting people. Shoot him in the head.” http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html
For the first time in my life, I’ve been self conscious about my body. I’m disgusted, in both ways. I hate that I only see flabby arms and paunchy stomach and not the incredibly sexy curves or tight legs. Being a girl sucks.
I always manage to do this to myself.
I always work myself into a frenzy by not planning my work into manageable chunks. Then, I’m left with a crazy week and am up til 3, 4, 5 every night and end up functioning on little sleep or missing important things in order to give myself more time to sleep/work. I try to plan; I do! But I have a hard time holding myself to that plan. Things to work on: 1) Managing time more...
I’ve never even been camping cause of the fact you have to sleep outside....
Things I've learned over four years
Your friends are your family. The right kind of love is enough. Being the unadulterated you is the best thing you can do for yourself. Kindness has a way of coming around again. Karma is the Ultimate Bitch. Live a good life, and good things will happen to you. I’m pro-choice, but I don’t think I would get an abortion. It’s hard for me to support free speech when there are...
I’m inexplicably excited about the prospect of living alone next year. Also, my kitten has the hiccups. Probably the cutest thing I’ve ever witnessed.
Who knew that the little things can be big things?
There are obviously going to be thousands of men at my door tomorrow. All...– The one and only person I want to speak to from my high school: Audra Davis-Hurst
fingers crossed for a snow day.
I love it
…when I catch the shuttle before it leaves. Then I catch the bus I need to get to the train station. I have time to eat lunch, thanks to the cta gods.
I’m not the quotable type.
too amusing →
...And this is why she's my sister.
“Couldn’t they just email everyone ‘stop being cunts’? This may be more productive.”
I don’t have time for morals. I’m a cell biologist. Actually,...– the always lovely david klein
I have so much biology to do, it’s literally dripping out of my anus.– david klein
I’ve been neglecting my tumblr lately. It’s like I’m forsaking my first born.
My favorite example of correlation not implying...
Murder rates have a positive correlation with ice cream sales.
I’m not in the Marines, but I play a lot of modern warfare.– conor
There are many ways to skin a cat, but it’s probably good to bring a...– Project runway is the reason I don’t go out on thursdays.
Thank god I have to do that only once. A man on the street asked me why I...– jackie cichon
Sisterhood and all that shit.
Anna: “What’s the female equivalent of a bromance?” Amy: “Sisterhood”
Every time two trains traveling in the opposite direction reach the station at the same time, I think the universe is in danger of exploding.
So, our ac unit fell two stories, and it lived to tell the tale.– katie schaff. Again.
I don’t have to go home in 117 degree weather. I can go home when...– katie schaff
I only date d-bags. I should be able to find one, they’re everywhere!– jackie henley
It could serve as a true test for your potential relationship. If he doesnt like...– faith moore
E-books article drinking game
thingsiatethatilove: bookavore: With sincere apologies if this has been done before, but I think this is the only way I can read another one of these. Maybe I might be cranky today! “Will e-books wipe out/kill/decimate/pulverize/HULKSMASH/angry verb real books?” — one drink Above question is lede — one drink Every use of phrase “real book” — one drink Expert you’ve never heard of before...
And he smiled like ‘yeah, they like each other’, and I nodded like...– paige halpin
So, what I’m hearing you say is, you play men on expert.
She thinks she’s a 2X, but she’s a 3.– DK
No one is better at not beating America than England.– jon stewart
i’m so sunburned, i want to vom. and i have awkward tan lines. now i know what it’s like to be you, morgan. you’re not alone in this world. damn irish skin. suck it, heritage.
i've never been so excited for a class project.
I’m currently creating and executing my capstone for psychology. I’ve finished with the experimental design part, and today i get to run my classmates. they’re the control group; i didn’t want to embarrass them by being the variable group. i’m studying the effects of using melody as a mnemonic device when encoding and recalling information. it’s a...
the amount i love these little pastries from heaven is disturbing. but, i’m okay with it.
the quintessential milestone of my youth
that’s right, ladies and gentlemen, my 21st birthday is rapidly approaching. I’ll start the domino effect of kids turning 21 in my family. oddly enough, i’ll probably be the last to get married and have a family. i’m very okay with this, but that small town mentality really puts a damper on my parade of singledom. half of my closest friends from high school are in serious...